Hantas&Gatharas

Now that thea is a new rival for the math-prof-politician,one thing was worth noting after watchin my box and seeing the grand comeback that the new dude made.my friday couldn't have been worse,and this guy jets in and slaughters 40 bulls,unumbered goats and a myriad of chicken!dude,and when u send a 'GET IT' 411 the one best party place they can tell you is that some one man guitar wil be doing his thing in a funny pub somewhere in town,damn!they are missing the point.ok,thats that,am at this wimpy and since i am too lazy to cook,i occasionally pop in for some fries n kedo like a king size burger(tel me about eating healthy),since i was quick to notice they pima this potato pieces ni kama wana prescribe dawa,i told the guy to pack me two of those!
Its 8pm now and am heading to "tusker" to get miself a ride home,prob is that the mathrees thea dint amuse me,at all.i have had experiences wit this ol' skul matatus,a'll tel you...havin lost hope that morning waitin for a fly mathree,i decided to board any that comes, and to confirm dat,this KAE excuse of a mathree crawls slowly(you shud have seen the huge smile the concordi had on his face...knwing dat we were desperate for a ride),so the mathree is full in no time,after a small wrestlin at the door(huh!?,is there a specific name for a car door?).so,the dehreh starts the ride and we are at this bus stop at uhuru highway and this lady wants to alight,man,NO SOONER had the she stepped down,mlango ya mathree ikaanguka!,PUUH!,on the very 'lami'.seated jus beside the concordi,i felt soo naked! and thats when something like a guardian angel whispered in my ears."i told u never to pandah this mathrees,they always pull a fast one!".so,the concordi has no choice but give us a refund,its 8 oclock olready,way too late for me to reach jobo intime.now,you see why its illegal for me not to wait for a fly mathree!,now back to the vibe at hand,am still at tusker waiting for gud ride and what i saw!,k, apologies are in order first to all that should feel offended. But tell me,wudn't u suppress a lafta u see a,no,this is dirty.wont say it here.tihihihih.weh, Kenya ni noma!MWAH